Golf is for people who can’t bowl.
Im not a golfer; Im a hockey player with a putter.
I put the happy in Happy Gilmore!
Youre gonna die, clown!
My whole lifes been about nobody believing in me.
I cant wait to start the tour!
Just tap it in, just tap it in.
Golf is about timing, just like throwing a punch!
I’m going to use my anger to fuel my game!
Youre gonna love thisyoure gonna love it!
You cant putt like me; you dont have the skills!
The ball’s not going in the hole until I say so!
Im not going to let some guy in plaid win!
Bring it on, I’m ready for you!
Feel the anger, use it!
Im tapping into my inner beast!
Ill drive this ball like it stole my lunch money!
Why play nice when you can play hard?
Hitting the green? More like owning it!
Lets make this golf course our playground!
My swings got more power than your whole game!
No more Mr. Nice Guy; its game time!
You dont know what youre up against!
Watch me unleash my golfing fury!
Lets turn this fairway into a highway!
Putters? More like party starters!
Just because its golf doesnt mean we cant have fun!
Youre about to witness greatness in action.
Playing golf is just like playing ice hockey, but with less ice!
Im not losing; Im just taking an extended break!
Taking swings at life, one bogey at a time.
A little rage goes a long way on the greens!
Lets make birdies and break hearts!
Time to show this course whos boss!
I bring the heat to every tee!
Golfs my therapy, and Im living large!
How do you like them apples… on the green?
I dont just play golf; I own it!
Ready for a drive thatll leave you speechless!
Who needs finesse when youve got power?
Attitude is everythinglets crush it!
I put the fierce in fairway!
Golf is just hockeys sophisticated cousin!
Time to take the crown of the course!
Lets unleash some golfing chaos! Hope you enjoy these!