You are what you eat, so don’t be fast, cheap, easy, or fake.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Food is not just fuel; it’s an experience.
Good food is like a hug for your insides.
In the cookie of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
You cant make everyone happy; youre not pizza.
Happiness is homemade, served with a side of dessert.
Eat cake, because life is too short for boring desserts.
Dont go bacon my heart.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and then find somebody whose life gave them vodka!
The secret ingredient is always love (and maybe a little salt).
Count the memories, not the calories.
Food tastes better when you eat it with your friends.
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and thats kind of the same thing.
Brunch: because mimosas are cheaper than therapy.
Life is too short for bad coffee and boring food.
Love and pasta are all you need.
Cooking is love made visible.
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Life is like a pizza; even when its bad, its still pretty good.
Dont let the world get you down; just eat dessert first!
A meal without wine is called breakfast.
Soup is the food of the common man, made special.
You had me at Let’s eat.
Food is my love language.
Theres no we in fries.
A little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Eat well, live well, love well.
You cant make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
Chocolate is the answer; who cares what the question is?
If youre not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?
Every meal is a chance to create memories.
Food: the universal language of love.
Life is uncertain; eat dessert first.
Home is where the food is.
The key to happiness is a full belly.
Share your food, share your heart.
Food is the soundtrack to the memories we make.
To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
Cooking is like love; it should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
Theres always room for dessert!
A full plate is a happy heart.
You cant live a full life on an empty stomach.
Wherever I go, I bring my appetite for adventure!