Hilarious and Memorable Quotes from Letterkenny

You gotta get in, get out, and get on with your life.

That’s a whole other can of beans.

Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.

You’re like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

I’m not a philosopher; I’m just a guy with a beer.

You know what they say, ‘A chocolate bar a day keeps the doctors away.’

Don’t let your dreams be dreams; make them real, you know?

There’s a lot of fine folks in the rodeo of life.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

I was just having a time.

You’re like a kid at a candy store, but the store is life.

You can’t take the honk out of the horn.

Life’s too short for bad beer and bland conversations.

You have to be fonder than a bald-headed man at a wig shop.

That’s not how this works; that’s not how any of this works.

Call that a boot cut? That’s more like a boot squat.

Nothing wrong with a good punch-up on a Wednesday.

Every time you go fishing, you’re fishing for life lessons.

Put a little pep in your step and a smile on your face.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it think.

Life’s a pitch, and then you buy a ticket for the show.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Some folks are just smoother than a buttered biscuit.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Take your troubles and just shove them where the sun don’t shine.

That’s just the icing on the cake, my friend.

You can’t ride two horses with one ass.

I didn’t choose the university life; the university life chose me.

People are like trains; some go fast, some go slow, but they all reach the station eventually.

Don’t be a half-assed tryhard.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

You’re busier than a cat covering poop on a marble floor.

The road to success is always under construction.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon meringue pie.

Alright, alright, alright! Now we’re gettin’ somewhere.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Just because you’re not at the top of the mountain doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the view.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

We’re all a little bit weird; embrace it!

A little kindness goes a long way.

You can’t put a price on happiness, but you can surely spend it.

It’s all about finding the right angle in a selfie.

You’re a masterpiece, even if it’s on a napkin.

Today’s problem is tomorrow’s adventure.

Life’s a garden; dig it!