Hilarious Graduation Quotes from Your Favorite Movies

You know what they call a bald graduate? A ‘smooth operator’!

I graduated! Now I’ve got a degree in procrastination!

In the wise words of Ferris Bueller, ‘Life moves pretty fast; if you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it!’

Just remember, we graduated for this?!

I can’t believe I’m officially a ‘master’ of Googling things!

Graduation: when your cap and gown become the world’s most expensive costume!

What did one diploma say to the other? ‘You complete me!’

I’m not a student anymore; I’m a ‘professional’ napper now!

I’ve completed my education; now I just need to figure out how to adult!

I’m like a diploma—only valuable with the right frame!

What’s the difference between a graduation ceremony and a comedy show? Nothing; they’re both full of jokes and people trying to figure out who to thank!

I came, I saw, I graduated… now what?

Congratulations! You’re officially a ‘degree holder’ and still broke!

What do you call a group of graduates arguing? A ‘debate club’!

Remember, ‘Happily Ever After’ comes after the student loans are paid!

I graduated and all I got was this lousy student debt!

Thanks to my education, I now know the perfect way to avoid real-life questions!

They say knowledge is power, but debt is a lot heavier!

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school, and all I remember is I need coffee!

Graduation: the moment your knowledge becomes as useful as a ‘one-use’ coupon!

I can’t believe I’m finally getting that fancy piece of paper that says ‘know-it-all’!

I graduated! Now please hold my ego while I figure out my next step!

Studying for finals: just like a movie plot where the hero always finds the right solution at the last minute!

You know you’re an adult when you’re more excited about your diploma than the parties!

I didn’t choose the graduate life; the graduate life chose me—and now we’re stuck together!

The tassel was worth the hassle, but the coffee was essential!

What do graduates and puppies have in common? They both need a lot of training!

I’m off to find the real world—let’s hope it has a Wi-Fi connection!

Don’t follow your dreams; follow your GPS. It’s more reliable!

Graduation: where you realize partying is now an ‘investment’!

If knowledge is power, then my power bill just went way up!

High school was easy; it’s adulting that’s really the final exam!

I’m not sure what’s more stressful: finals or figuring out taxes!

Why do they hand out diplomas? So we can finally ‘print’ money with our skills!

Graduation is just nature’s way of telling us to stop procrastinating—like that’s ever going to happen!

At graduation, I realized: my degree is a ‘get out of jail free’ card from adulthood!

I learned everything I need to know in school, except how to pay bills!

I graduated! Now I’m ready to take on the world with a side of fries!

I can finally say I’m educated… until someone asks me about calculus!

Behind every graduated student is a path paved with caffeine and late nights!

What’s the most common question asked after graduation? ‘So, what’s your degree in?’—‘Social Media!’

The road of life is filled with potholes; thank goodness for my graduation cap!

Graduating means I’ve mastered the art of walking across a stage in high heels!

Cheers to us: the only people who can make a nap sound like a career choice!

Graduation isn’t the end; it’s just the start of a new series of ‘What now?’!