Hilarious Highlights – The Most Memorable Borat Quotes

Very nice! How much?

I like you. I think you will be my wife.

My name a Borat! I like your country!

I have a friend in jail. He has the biggest balls in the world!

Great success!

You are my number one!

We will make a great show in your country.

Yes, of course! It’s very nice!

I bring you a gift – a big potato!

I love USA, especially the free healthcare!

This is the biggest country in the world, yes?

I like to watch wrestling. Very strong men!

You remind me of my brother. He is very ugly.

I am very excited to be in your glorious nation.

In my country, we eat horse. Very delicious!

Can I touch your breasts? I mean, in spirit!

Everyone has a right to make fun of my accent!

I must ask: Where are the Jews?

I am here to learn about your culture and dance.

This is my sister. She is for sale!

I try to dress like a true American!

In Kazakhstan, we have many horses and almost no cows.

This is not a hate speech; it’s a love song!

I go to America to learn about democracy!

I have a very good collection of American movies.

How do you say ‘thank you’ in American?

My favorite American pastime is to party hard!

Please, show me the beauty of your land!

I never say no to a good pancake.

I hope to find a nice, fat woman to marry!

Is it true that Americans eat popcorn for breakfast?

I come here to sell my new invention: A spoon!

I feel like a true American when I wear this baseball cap.

Let’s do a photo for my collection of good friends!

Do you have a movie about my country? I want to see it!

I think I should try this thing called ‘freedom.’

My goal is to win the heart of an American!

You are all so friendly! Is this normal?

In Kazakhstan, we love long walks with goats.

I have learned so much about your culture in just one day!

A true friend is the one who loves you, even if you smell!

I am not a comedian; I am a cultural ambassador!

I think I found the American dream – it’s very nice!

So many rules! In my country, we just have fun!

Thank you for welcoming me, very nice people!

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