Why did the musician get kicked out of the band? Because he couldnt find the right pitch!
I told my piano it was out of tune, and it said, ‘Im just trying to play it by ear!’
Music is like a journey, and I just hope the GPS doesn’t recalculate on the chorus!
I tried to sing in a high note, but my voice got lost in the clouds!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I asked my guitar for some advice, but it just strummed away my worries!
If theres a will, theres a way; if theres a song, theres a karaoke night!
Shes got a heart of gold and a voice that needs a little autotune!
My favorite instrument? The one that always hits the right notes when no ones listening!
Why did the band always carry a ladder? To reach the high notes!
Id tell a drum joke, but it might just fall flat!
When the music hits, you feel no pain… unless you trip over the speaker!
The secret to a happy life? A playlist that never ends and a dance floor that never sleeps!
I finally found the right notes; turns out they were hiding behind the snacks!
Why do musicians love the ocean? Because they can find plenty of shells to compose with!
Every good musician knows how to make a note last longer its called milk and cookies!
I wanted to be a singer, but my voice is more of a surprised cat than a superstar!
Even the best music cant drown out the sound of my off-key shower concerts!
Why was the music teacher so good at gardening? Because she really knew how to cultivate harmony!
I was going to give a concert, but my couch said it needed me for moral support!
My love life is like a broken record: same old tune, just skipping a little!
Why dont skeletons ever play music? Because they dont have the guts!
I dont always enjoy classical music, but when I do, I make sure to wear a tuxedo in my dreams!
If musical notes can fly, mine would probably take a detour to a snack bar!
They say money cant buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a good playlist!
Why was the musician always calm? Because he knew how to handle the treble!
I tried to play it cool, but my melting popsicle says otherwise!
When in doubt, just add another drum solo!
My guitar and I have a great relationship; we just cant stay in tune!
Steve Jobs said everyone should learn to code, and I just want to learn to Ode!
Why did the musician break up with his girlfriend? She took up too much space in the key signature!
I finally wrote my first song. Im calling it I Cant Find My Other Sock!
If music be the food of love, then Im out of shape and need dessert!
My playlist is like a buffet: a little bit of everything but mostly dessert!
I thought about composing a symphony, but then I remembered I cant count past four!
Why do singers love bananas? Because they always come in a bunch!
I sing like nobody’s listening; mostly because nobody is!
My favorite musical scale? The one that leads straight to the fridge!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chicken? Because it couldnt do the drumroll!
I joined a band, but I can’t remember if we play heavy metal or soft rock I guess Ill find out at practice!
Music may not solve all your problems, but it definitely makes them dance!
What did the trumpet say to the clarinet? You blow me away!
A good jam session is just a bad rehearsal waiting to happen!
I wanted to be a DJ, but I couldnt find the Next Track button in life!
Why do musicians always get lost? Because they cant find the right note on the map!