I’m a nurse, what’s your superpower?
Nursing: the only profession where you can be audited while you’re saving lives.
Keep calm and call the nurse or the doctor, depending on how bad it is!
You know youre a nurse when you have to explain to your family that ‘gauge’ is not a new level of measurement for coffee.
My favorite exercise? A cross between a lunge and a crunch I call it lunch.
Nurses: we solve problems you didn’t know you had in ways you can’t understand.
Nursing is like a box of chocolatesevery day, you get a new flavor of Are you kidding me?
If you think it’s hard to be a nurse, try explaining it to someone who thinks they know everything.
Coffee: because adulting is hard, and so is nursing.
Nurses are the only people who can wear scrubs and still look like fashion icons.
If I had a dollar for every time I was asked ‘Are you really a nurse?’ I could retire early.
Being a nurse means you can tell someone to ‘adult’ while you’re still figuring it out yourself.
Nursing students: the only group that thrives on caffeine and panic.
The best support group? It’s called ‘Nurse’s Station,’ and we meet every shift.
I love my job. It’s like being a superhero, but I don’t get to wear a cape.
Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work? In case they needed to draw blood!
Being a nurse is like being a detective, except the suspects don’t always cooperate.
Behind every great nurse is a sizeable coffee budget.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can become a nurse, and that’s pretty close!
A day without laughter is like a day in the hospitalgood luck with that!
Why dont nurses play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when youre on a 12-hour shift.
Nursing is a work of heart and a lot of caffeine.
Being a nurse is just a series of Oh no! and Hold my coffee! moments.
If nursing was easy, it would be called your job.
Who needs superheroes when you have nurses?
Why did the nurse always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw blood!
In nursing, a breakdown is when your coffee breaks down!
Im a nurse. I dont do noI do let me check my schedule.
Nursing: because punching people in the throat is illegal.
A nurse can be a great therapist for anyone who cant pay their bills.
Whats a nurses favorite type of music? Anything that has a good beat!
A nurse’s sense of humor is the best medicine right after actual medicine.
Nursing: where you learn to laugh at the chaos, or else youll cry.
I came, I saw, I gave an injection.
Nursing is 90% talking to people and 10% knowing what the heck youre doing.
Nurses: making it through the day with a sense of humor and enough snacks.
You know youre a nurse when you have more hand sanitizer than friends.
Being a nurse means you can manage chaos while sipping lukewarm coffee.
In nursing, if you cant laugh, youll probably cry and we dont want that.
Nurses: turning caffeine into care every single day.
A nurse’s version of a horror story? ‘I forgot my coffee.’
Nurses: because even heroes need heroes.
What did the nurse say to the patient who kept asking questions? ‘Let me check my psychological limits.’
If you think being a nurse is easy, you’ve never tried to explain it to a five-year-old.
A nurses motto: Keep calm and let the caffeine flow!