You can’t just leave your beer lying around like that!
Im going to have to give you a ticket for being too damn funny.
Do I look like a cat to you, boy?
Ever done it on a bear?
The law never sleeps, but I do!
Im going to need you to lean back a little.
That is not a crime!
You know what I love? Super Troopers!
Trooper, theres nothing wrong with a little bit of fun.
Were not just state troopers; were state troopers with a sense of humor!
I am so excited; I just cant hide it!
Lets play a little game of Who can make the best loser face?
How much for the quarter?
You are so close to being a complete idiot!
Did they just call me a ‘hippie’? Im a cop!
Shenanigans? Ill show you shenanigans!
You know what we say: a day without fun is a day wasted!
Look at that mustacheit’s like a work of art!
Im not lazy; Im just on energy-saving mode.
You got any grey poupon?
Youre going to wish you were never born, boy!
This isnt a good time to panic; its a good time for jokes!
Im the captain now, and I say lets have some laughs!
You want to play games? Lets play!
Don’t make me get my partner; hes way funnier!
Time to step it up and outsmart ourselves!
I feel a ticket coming on!
That’s the best excuse Ive ever heard!
Why so serious? Let’s lighten up a bit!
Taking this job seriously is just too serious!
None of this stuff is in the manual!
Who stole the donuts? Thats a real crime!
I catch you speeding; you get a ticket and a laugh!
Next time, use the intercom, buddy!
Youre on the fast track to nowhere!
Catch you on the flip side, trooper!
All cars pull over for laughter!
Were just here to have funand enforce the law!
This badge is more than just shiny; its hilarious!
We dont just trot on by; we dive into the fun!
A laugh a day keeps the stress away!
Im warning you, no funny business!
Lets take this operation up a notch!
Want a ticket? Ive got a whole booklet!
Remember: laughter is the best policy!