I don’t need your approval; I have my cocktails.
It’s not lying if you believe it yourself.
Ill take the blame if you bring me wine.
Family is just an excuse for bad behavior.
I’ve made a career out of being unapologetically me.
Who needs a therapist when you have a glass of scotch?
I don’t do messy; I do fabulous.
My life may be chaotic, but at least my hair is perfect.
One never goes out without looking like a million dollars.
I didnt raise you to be ordinary.
A little scandal never hurt anyone.
Why fix what’s not brokenespecially when its so entertaining?
I don’t do no; I only do maybe tomorrow.
Dysfunction is just another word for flavor.
You call it crazy; I call it adventurous living.
Every hour is cocktail hour in my world.
Chardonnay is my therapist.
Im not harsh; Im just honest. There’s a difference.
For every problem, theres a perfect drink.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a yacht.
Gossip is just the other flavor of love.
I believe in keeping my enemies close and my drinks closer.
Being rich is a full-time job. I work harder than anyone.
In my world, the rules are merely suggestions.
Power is not given; its taken preferably with style.
I could give you my opinion, but you wont like it.
A good party is worth the hangover.
Don’t just stand there; serve the champagne!
The only thing better than a scandal is the story that comes with it.
I prefer my chaos organized and labeled.
A little elegance never hurt anyone, except perhaps you.
Never underestimate the power of a well-timed eye roll.
I am a sparkling gem in a world of dull pebbles.
True strength comes from withinpreferably with a side of vodka.
Life is too short for bad wine and mediocre parties.
In my house, your opinion is a matter of tastemine, of course.
Simplicity is overrated; I prefer complexity with flair.
Why apologize when you can just sip another drink?
Lifes a stage, and Im the star of this drama.
When in doubt, add more glitter.
Im not a woman of many words; I prefer actionslike toasting.
You’ll never convince me that three martinis are too many.
Elegance is the only beauty that never fades.
In the game of life, I prefer to play the queen.
Always remember: a fabulous entrance guarantees a memorable exit.