You miss 100% of the shots you dont take. – Wayne Gretzky, quoted by Michael Scott.
Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I dont even know where its going. I just hope I find it along the way.
I am Beyonce, always.
Dwight, you ignorant slut!
Youve got to be a little bit crazy to get great things done.
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
The worst thing about prison was the Dementors.
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
Sometimes people are talking and you dont realize youre not listening.
Its happening! Everybody stay calm!
You cant put a price on a good time.
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
I am in a place of fear and uncertainty, but I am also ambitious.
You should be happy. California is a great place to live.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Im an early bird and a night owl. So Im wise and I have worms.
Theres a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isnt that kind of the point?
Do I have a special talent? Yes, I can take myself out to dinner.
They say that money cant buy happiness. But it can buy ice cream, and thats pretty close.
I am the assistant to the regional manager.
You dont need a reason to be happy.
Im not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Make friends first, make sales second, and make love third. In no particular order.
Sometimes, you need to take a leap of faith.
I love inside jokes. Id love to be a part of one someday.
Some people are born to be leaders, while others are born to be well, not.
Our love is like the ocean, its vast and deep, with a hint of salt.
False. It is a full moon, all the time.
Im an optimist. Im going to continue to be one.
Getting fired is my favorite way to end a story.
You cant choose your family, but you can choose your friends.
If I were a superhero, my superpower would be making friends.
I am a master of my own destiny, and the world is my playground!
Sometimes Ill start a joke and I dont even know where its going. I just hope its funny when I get there.
I think you have to be okay with not being okay.
Being a great boss means taking risks and making mistakes.
Dont ever give up on your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Theres no such thing as an inappropriate joke, as long as its funny.
I want people to cry at my funeral. Thats how I know I did my job.
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Embrace every challenge; let them mold you into greatness.
You have to be willing to put yourself out there.
In the end, I always find a way to make it work.