I don’t need a therapist; I have a Spanish teacher!
Why is it called ‘homework’ if it never stays at home?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet, but thats just nuts!
In Spain, even the traffic lights are passionatered for stop, green for go, but yellow? That’s a fiesta!
A day without laughter is a day wasted, especially in a Spanish tavern!
I told my friend I’m coming to Spain to get lost, and he handed me a map!
Cerveza is the answer. I don’t remember the question.
What do you get when you cross a Spanish taco with a computer? A nacho-processor!
Forget the gym; Im on the Paella workout planlift, eat, repeat!
I’m not saying Im the best cook, but my Spanish omelet won a silver medal in my kitchen!
Going to Spain is my cardio; just walking from tapas to tapas!
I asked for the Wi-Fi password in Spanish, and they just stared at meguess that wasn’t muy bien!
Keep calm and add more salsa! But the dance kind, not the sauce!
If life gives you lemons, make limonada. If it gives you chorizo, make a fiesta!
Eating churros for breakfast? Now that’s a balanced diet!
When in Spain, even your coffee has a siesta!
I asked for directions in Spain, and they told me to ask the tortilla!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salsa dancing!
Spanish people dont have a 9 to 5; they have a 2 to whenever!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat itespecially in Spain!
The tortilla is round because it travels in circles trying to find its way home!
Eat like a Spaniard and you’ll never feel ‘bored’ again!
In Spain, calories dont count, especially if youre eating churros!
I told my Spanish friend I couldn’t dance, and he said, Just pretend youre chasing a runaway taco!
In the land of paella, the only thing that gets burned is my Spanish!
Spanish lessons: where every mistake is just a new dance move!
Life is short; eat dessert firstpreferably flan!
Why do Spanish cows have bells? Because their horns dont work!
The secret to happiness? More tapas and less stress!
Looking for a job in Spain? Just follow the scent of the tapas!
I could give up eating tapas, but Im not a quitter!
Why did the senorita bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high spirits!
In Spain, lunch is a marathon, followed by a siesta sprint!
I tried to speak Spanish to my dog, but he just stared at mewhat’s the point?
The only drama I want in my life is in my paella!
Did you hear about the Spanish computer? It has too many scrolls!
If a salad can make you feel guilty, whats a churro going to do?
In Spain, even the fruits are juicy with gossip!
I dont remember signing up for a gym membership; I just joined the dance floor!
Why dont we tell secrets in a cornfield in Spain? Because the corn has ears!
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy churros, and thats pretty close!
In Spain, the only thing that should be heavy is the paella!
I went to Spain to learn Spanish, but all I learned was how to eat!
Heres to all the friends who make my life a siesta!
Every taco is a new beginning, just waiting for guacamole!