Id like to play a round of golf, but I cant find the round ball.
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the player does too.
If you think golf is boring, you’re misunderstoodit’s just a long walk spoiled.
The only time my golf ball wanted to go in the hole was when it found a better party.
Golf: the art of turning an exquisite drive into an embarrassing drive.
My golf game is like an airplane’s takeoff; sometimes it just can’t get off the ground.
I practice in front of the mirror, just to ensure my swing looks good for Instagram.
Golf is the only sport where you yell ‘fore!’, shoot six, and write down five.
Im not saying Im bad at golf, but Ive had my best rounds in my dreams.
Golf is a game in which you yell ‘Fore!’ shooting six, and write down five.
Why do they call it ‘golf’? Because all the other four-letter words were taken.
My putting is like my love life: all about getting it in the hole.
The best club in my bag? My sense of humor.
Its a beautiful day for golfunless youre me, then it’s just a beautiful day.
In golf, as in life, its how you handle the rough that counts.
I don’t need therapy; I just need a golf course.
Golf is like a love affair; if you dont take it seriously, it wont work.
Every time I think of the future, I remember my last golf game.
Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
My golf game is like an elevator, it always goes up and down.
If I could just get off the tee, I might score under par – in my dreams.
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy golf clubs, which is kind of the same thing.
Golf: the only sport where you can get a hole in one… and still lose.
I tried to play a round of golf, but I ended up just circling the parking lot.
On the golf course, Im known for my wild shots, not my wild ambitions.
Golf is a lot like taxes; everyone is trying to avoid the rough.
I dont need to practice anymore; my golf game is officially branded as art.
The only thing worse than the weather on the course is my golf swing.
Golf: where precision meets frustration in the most beautiful way.
Can I get a mulligan on life as easily as I do on the golf course?
A bad day on the golf course is still better than a good day at work.
I played a round of golf today – mainly in my head.
My handicap? Its just outstandingly creative.
I finally found my ballafter it decided to take a vacation!
Every great golfer has a solid excuse up their sleeve.
Excuse my game, it’s currently under construction.
They say golf is a good walk spoiled, but I disagree; its a good walk enhanced by snacks!
Why do golf courses make the best friends? They understand when you’re out of bounds.
My favorite club? The 19thwhere the drinks are cold, and the scores don’t matter.
Golf is all about the short game, which happens to be my strong suit in life.
If my golf swing were a movie, it would definitely win an Oscar for best action sequence.
I always bring a pencil to the course; it doubles as my scorekeeper and therapist.
Strike a pose? I thought we were supposed to strike the ball.
Golf is the pursuit of a perfect hitnot going to happen today!
My golf game is like Wi-Fi; it’s hit or miss.