Your future is as bright as your screen at midnight.
In a world of tacos, be a nacho.
A penny saved is just a pennyyou still need a taco.
You will find a sock that matches your other sock someday.
Avoid asking for directions; they just lead to more snacks.
Great ideas come from questionable sources, like your cat.
You will soon discover that most problems can be solved with pizza.
Todays forecast: 100% chance of snacks.
You have an unparalleled talent for creating awkward moments.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a misplaced remote.
You’re destined for greatnessafter a few more naps.
Your secret talent involves making really bad puns.
Luck is on your side, but so is your couch.
Today is a good day to start an ice cream-based diet.
Soon you will be famous for your dance moves in your living room.
Someone is thinking of you, possibly while eating a sandwich.
You will be surrounded by good friends and even better memes.
Beware of dog hair; it may be plotting against you.
Fortune favors the bold… and the ones who order extra guac.
Adventures await, but only after you finish this snack.
You will uncover a hidden talent for choosing excellent Netflix shows.
Your phone battery will soon be fully chargedjust like your ambitions.
Keep your friends close and your snacks closer.
The best things in life aren’t things; they’re pizza.
You will soon laugh until your sides hurt… from tickling.
Success is just failure that got a better haircut.
You will find joy in the little thingslike those always-in-the-couch-cushions coins.
Someone will cook for you without burning down the kitchen.
You will have a great day, unless your coffee is cold.
Keep dreaming, but dont forget to set your alarm.
Life is like a burrito; roll with it and embrace the mess.
You have the power to make people smile or cringe.
You’ll soon discover that your cat understands you better than most humans.
Expect some unexpected changes, like your food order getting mixed up.
Your knack for procrastination is about to become legendary.
Happiness is just a slice of pizza away.
You will find peace in the knowledge that everyone else is winging it too.
Your ability to binge-watch is unparalleledget ready for the next marathon.
A surprise awaits you in the kitchen, but it might be burnt toast.
Soon, your most difficult decision will be nachos or chips.
Your future is filled with laughter, but watch out for unexpected sneezes.
A good friend will call you soon, or at least text you an emoji.
You will master the art of doing absolutely nothing… and love it.
Opportunity will knock, but so will your cravings for junk food.
Lifes too short for bland snacksspice it up!