We’re just like any other family, only a little bit… darker.
Normal is an illusion; what’s normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
I like things that go bump in the night.
Im not a monster; Im just misunderstood.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
The thing about family is, you cant choose them!
Suffering is the essence of life, darling.
Were a bit morbid, but thats what makes us unique.
The only thing scarier than our family tree is our family reunion.
To die would be an awfully big adventure.
Oh, were just playing with our food.
Embrace the darkness; it knows you well.
There’s a little monster in all of us.
In this family, we dance to our own cemetery tune.
Life is just a game, and we play to winat any cost!
Being normal is boring; lets be fabulously bizarre.
We fall in love with the macabre.
Every family has its secrets; ours are just more… colorful.
The shadows are where we find our light.
Why be ordinary when you can be extraordinary?
A little madness goes a long way in this household.
Frankenstein was just misunderstood, kind of like us.
Life without a little chaos would be a tragedy.
We may be odd, but we’re a family of misfits that fit perfectly.
Nothing screams love quite like a haunted house.
There’s beauty in the grotesque.
Lets put the fun back in funeral!
Never underestimate the power of a well-placed grave.
In this family, we define happiness in our own eerie way.
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
Our family motto: ‘Forever creepy, never conventional.’
When life gives you lemons, make a chandelier out of bones.
To us, nightmares are just dreams in disguise.
Who says the afterlife cant be fun?
We bloom in our own dark garden.
The graveyard is just our playground.
Your weirdness is your superpower.
Our love is as timeless as our haunt.
Lets toast to the darkness that binds us.
Laughter echoes louder in the abyss.
The strangest paths lead to the finest destinations.
Well always cherish the eerie moments together.
In the end, we all float down here.
From darkness, we draw our strength.
Happiness is an inside job, preferably in a crypt.