You can’t buy happiness, but you can order pizza and that’s kind of the same thing.
Pizza: the only love triangle I want in my life.
In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic pepperoni.
Life is not about finding yourself, its about finding pizza.
Slice, slice, baby!
Good things come to those who pizza.
I followed my heart, and it led me to pizza.
Pizza is the ultimate comfort foodit’s like a hug with crust.
When everything goes wrong, pizza comes right.
Pizza: a savory work of art, one slice at a time.
A pizza a day keeps the sadness away.
Life’s too short for bad pizza.
Pizza: because no great story ever started with a salad.
Love is in the air, and it smells like pizza.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
You cant make everyone happy; youre not pizza.
If youre feeling blue, just add cheese!
Im in a serious relationship with pizza.
Pizza is my spirit animal.
Were all just a pizza delivery away from a good time.
Life is like pizza: make it cheesy!
There’s always room for pizzaespecially in my heart.
Pizza: the answer to all of lifes questions.
You can’t have everything, but you can have pizza.
Slice of life: pizza edition.
Im doughing to make my dreams a pizza reality.
Pizza party? Count me in!
Cheat day or not, pizza is life.
Pizza: the circle of life that never ends.
Happiness is a warm slice of pizza in hand.
If pizza were a person, Id marry it.
Why fit in when you can stand out like a Hawaiian pizza?
Pizza makes the world go round.
I can’t reach my goals without a pizza break.
Nutrition is important, but have you tried pizza?
All you knead is love and pizza.
Lifes a party, and pizza is the guest of honor.
Pizza is proof that good things come in layers.
A slice a day keeps worries away.
Pizza: the glue that holds my life together.
If loving pizza is wrong, I dont want to be right.
The best conversations happen over a pizza.
My favorite workout? Carrying pizza to my mouth.
Pizza: the only thing that can make a bad day bearable.
I dream in pepperoni and cheese.