You can’t be too careful these days; there’s always a liberal lurking in the shadows.
I’m not prejudiced; I just know how to spot a bad idea from a mile away.
The world is full of nitwits, and I’m the only one with a sense of humor.
There’s nothing like a good argument to remind you why you love someone.
I don’t need to expand my mind; it’s already on a diet.
You call it ignorance; I call it keeping my sanity.
Family is like a circus, and I’m the ringmaster.
If you don’t have a thick skin, stay off the battlefield of opinions.
I’ve seen enough television to know how the world works mostly, it doesn’t.
Sometimes you just have to take a stand, even if its just to lean against the wall.
Life’s too short to listen to someone else’s problems I’m busy solving my own.
You cant change the world, but you can rearrange your living room.
In this house, logic is a rare guest.
Every day is a new episode of ‘Archie’s Life’ tune in for the laughs!
Who needs a therapist when you’ve got a recliner and a remote?
Politics is like a football game; you gotta root for your team, no matter how they play.
I dont see color; I see character or the lack of it.
If it ain’t broke, it still has a right to be my opinion.
Logic is my best friend, but humor is my closest companion.
Sometimes a good rant is the best medicine for a dreary day.
Don’t sweat the small stuff unless it’s within arm’s reach.
My philosophy? If it barks, it might bite so tread lightly.
Tradition isn’t old-fashioned; it’s classic.
A wise man once said nothing so I guess I’m wise then.
Friendship is about tolerating your quirks and the endless debates.
You say tomato; I say it’s just a vegetable in denial.
I don’t do conflict; I just express my opinions loudly.
Why worry about tomorrow when todays arguments are waiting?
You cant teach an old dog new tricks, but you can laugh at his failures.
The key to happiness is knowing when to ignore what doesnt matter.
A balanced life is having pizza for dinner and ice cream for dessert.
If ignorance is bliss, I must be the happiest man alive.
An open mind is great; just keep it shut sometimes for your own sake.
The best conversations happen when you dont take yourself too seriously.
I might not be right, but Im never wrong about my own opinions.
Life is a series of disagreements, sprinkled with love.
You can always count on family to give you a dose of reality whether you want it or not.
If you dont laugh at yourself, others will do it for you.
Never underestimate the power of a good rant in the comfort of your own home.
Stubbornness is just another form of commitment.
Its not that I dislike change; I just prefer my routine.
With great opinions comes great responsibility and often, great arguments.
A day without a disagreement is like a day without sunshine.
Why listen to experts when I have my own life experiences?
Remember, kids: debate is the spice of life or at least it can be a little zesty!