The Wisdom of Michael Scott – Memorable Quotes from The Office

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

Dwight, you ignorant slut!

Business is a lot like sex. It’s all about the performance.

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

You have no idea how high I can fly.

I am Beyonce, always.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I am in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just at the Del Taco.

I am a friend first and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third.

Would I rather be feared or loved? I think someone should be both.

There’s a chance that I might be a little bit of a mess.

I’m an agent of chaos.

I don’t want to be in a relationship, I want to be in a friendship.

Sometimes you need to put on a disguise and be someone you’re not.

You can’t put a price on friendship. But if you could, I would buy it.

I am running into the future. I’ll be running back later.

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.

I am the captain of my own ship.

The worst thing about prison was the dementors.

I started as a child and ended as a king.

Sometimes, to get what you want, you have to be willing to lose.

I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all.

You know what they say, fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice… strike three.

I am going to make a lot of changes.

I love to see you in pain.

It’s happening. Everybody stay calm!

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Would I be your friend if I wasn’t your boss? Obviously!

You can’t take a vacation from a vacation!

Sometimes the best investment is in people.

I am a multitasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time.

I am working on my courage.

Criminals are just a different type of entrepreneurs.

I am always trying to think outside the box.

I will always be there for you. Unless I’m busy.

I am like a person who runs his own company, and I am like a partner.

Dare to be different, be yourself.

You are not just a number; you are my inspiration!

I am smarter than you think I am.

Embrace the chaos, find the fun!