You can’t be a kid forever, but you can be a stoner.
If I had a nickel for every time I got in trouble, I’d have a nickel.
We all have that friend who delivers the best one-liners.
Lifes a party, and I just forgot the address.
You know youve hit rock bottom when your best friend is your mother.
Sometimes, I just want to be left alone with my thoughts and a pizza.
The best memories are made while laughing at your own bad decisions.
Good vibes onlyunless theres pizza involved.
Why make plans? The unexpected is more fun!
The 70s: when bell-bottoms were the true fashion statement.
My life is one big joke, and sometimes, Im the punchline.
Whats cooler than being cool? Ice-cold cocktails.
You dont need a reason to have a good time!
Friendship is like a good vintage: better with age and slightly drunken.
Some days youre the bug; some days youre the windshield.
If were going to be crazy, lets at least be crazy together!
Peace, love, and questionable decisions.
Why fit in when you were born to stand out in tie-dye?
You cant win em all, but you can certainly lose in style.
Chasing dreams and snacksis there really a difference?
Cool kids club: membership is free; all you need is a couch.
Life is too short to wear boring socks.
Can we just take a minute to appreciate the glory of retro music?
When in doubt, dance it out!
Life isn’t perfect, but your playlist can be.
Yesterday’s problems dont stand a chance against todays happiness.
Tripped and fell into a state of bliss.
Reality called; I hung up and turned up the music!
Sometimes, the best therapy is a little nostalgia and a lot of laughter.
Don’t worry; be happy and a little irresponsible.
Its all fun and games until someone loses a shoe!
Happiness is a warm hug and a vintage record.
You gotta roll with the punches, or at least roll a joint.
Life is a carnival, and I forgot my ticket!
Hot air balloons and high hopesboth can float away!
Who needs plans when we have spontaneity?
Taking life one weird moment at a time.
No regrets, just great stories and maybe some bad ones!
Every day is an opportunity to live in full color.
I live for the moments that take my breath awaylike running up the stairs.
Lets be honest: couch potatoes are the true thrill-seekers.
When life gives you lemons, turn them into a party drink!
In a world full of trends, Ill stick with my classics.
Love, laughter, and all the wrong turns along the way.
Lets make mischief our middle name!