Why so serious? Lets put a smile on that face!
I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one.
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order.
Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
You see, I’m a guy of simple tastes. I enjoy dynamite and gunpowder, and gasoline!
The only morals in a cruel world are the ones we invent for ourselves.
It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.
You can’t rely on anyone these days. You gotta do everything yourself, dont we?
Im an agent of chaos.
In their last moments, people show you who they really are.
As you know, madness is like gravity; all it takes is a little push.
You had a plan? Well, Id like to hear you explain it.
The funniest part is, the joke’s on you.
Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
It’s not what I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
Sometimes the best way to get someone’s attention is to disturb them.
You can’t put your faith in people like Harvey Dent.
This city just showed you that it’s full of people ready to believe in good.
You want order in Gotham? The only order is chaos.
A little fight in you. I like that.
If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
Were all just a smile away from insanity.
The night is darkest just before the dawn.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
You know, I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize it’s a comedy.
You complete me in your own little way, just like chaos completes order.
Theres a point where you cant just follow the rules anymore.
I wanted to create a little chaos. Just for fun.
Why so serious? Because I love to see people squirm!
Anyone can be a hero; it takes a little insanity to be a villain.
When the chips are down, these civilized people they’ll eat each other.
You can’t kill me. I’m already dead inside.
In a world full of chaos, I’m the only constant.
The only thing I have to offer is a punchline.
Every villain is a hero in his own story.
No one knows what youre capable of until you show them.
Time to let the clown out to play.
I dont want to kill you. What would I do without you?
It’s all part of the plan! The beautiful, chaotic plan.
Remember, Im just a better class of criminal.
Its not about the money; it’s about making a statement!
What’s the point of all this if it doesn’t entertain?
I’ve always been crazy, but it has kept me sane.
The true face of madness is the one you wear every day.
All it takes is a little push, and the world goes mad.