You can’t put your arms around a memory.
I have a photograph of my brain. Its got a great sense of humor.
I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor; rich is better.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.
The stronger the wind the tougher the trees.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Im no angel, but Ive spread my wings a bit.
A lady knows how to make a man feel important.
I dont know, but Im in the mood for something flamboyant.
Good sex is like good wine; it gets better with age.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
The best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Let me tell you, the secret to being a fabulous woman is to be just a little bit naughty.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.
Love isnt just a game; its the ultimate adventure.
Im just a simple girl who loves to make a big impression.
The only thing that can dim my sparkle is a bad attitude.
You dont have to be an actress to be a femme fatale.
Beauty is the first word to describe the world around us.
Always look on the bright side; theres plenty of time for the dark side later.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Im not a dresser. Im a fashion statement.
Sincerity is the key to charm, and flirting is an art.
Happiness is a choice, and I choose to be fabulous.
If youve got it, flaunt it. If you dont, just make it up!
A good love affair is like a good wine; intoxicating and full of character.
Be like a butterfly, flit and flutter your way through life.
A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.
Elegance is a reflection of your attitude and your personality.
Confidence is sexy; own it!
A womans mind is the most powerful tool she possesses.
Embrace your inner diva; she knows how to shine.
Life is too short to blend in when you were born to stand out.
Curves are the finest art; let them be seen.
Embody the spirit of adventure and always chase new thrills.
Flair and ferocity go hand in hand.
If life hands you lemons, make a cocktail!
Fabulous is my favorite color.
Live boldly, love deeply, and laugh uncontrollably.
A little mischief never hurt anyone.
In the end, we only regret the chances we didnt take.