This is my Boomstick!
Hail to the king, baby.
It’s better to be a wise guy than a wise man.
Im the hero of this story, and I dont have time for your nonsense.
Gimme some sugar, baby.
Okay, who touched my gun?
You cant kill the dead.
The chainsaw is my best friend.
Im not a chicken, youre a turkey!
You know, if youre gonna show up, at least try to look impressive.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
Look, its a big @#%$ing book!
Whaaaat?!
Youll be a pretty head in a jar.
Deadites are like roaches; you can never get rid of them.
Im not here to negotiate.
You cant play with my expectations!
Lets get this party started, baby!
Kiss my ass, you dead f**k!
Did I mention I have a chainsaw?
We’re all going to die, but not today!
Just because you have a chainsaw doesnt mean youre special.
Im not the one whos gonna end up dead!
Ash vs. the worldplace your bets!
Evil doesnt stand a chance against me.
No more Mr. Nice Guy!
If you want to play, you have to pay.
Im like a fine winebetter over time.
Dead but not forgotten!
Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight!
When in doubt, whip out the chainsaw.
I’d love to stay and chat, but Im busy saving the world.
Its all fun and games until someone loses a hand!
Ive got a whole world to save and some deadites to kick!
Horror? I prefer comedy with a twist!
Fate has a funny way of catching up with you.
This isn’t my first rodeo.
Hold onto your butts, its about to get real!
Brains are overrated, lets go for brawn!
Evil Dead? More like Evil Fed Up!
Who said the undead cant laugh?
Survival of the fittest, baby!
My enemies shall not rise again!
Time to show these deadites whos boss!