You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?
Im Old Gregg, the psychedelic hippo!
Love games? Well, I play them every night.
You want to see my mangina?
Im a creature of the night, a lover of the moonlight.
This is the place where I keep my baileys!
Ive got a thing for glitter.
Im not just a fish; Im a magical fish.
Lets dance under the disco ball of life.
Youre my key to the room of dreams.
My hearts as big as my appetite for chaos.
Shes got the eyes of a ghoul and a heart of a goddess.
The deeper the water, the crazier the creature.
Does this place make me look crazy? Yes!
The essence of Old Gregg is in the sparkle of the night.
If the moon can pull the tides, what can I pull?
I keep my secrets in the depths of the lake.
Take a dip in the whimsical waters of Old Gregg.
Im not just wearing a dress; Im wearing a story.
Every night is a chance to embrace the absurd.
Welcome to the realm where strange meets beautiful.
Im the ghost of disco past.
Youve never seen magic until youve seen me dance.
Have you ever seen a fish in a tutu? Now you have!
The mystery of Old Gregg is captivating, isnt it?
Im always on the lookout for glittering souls.
In my world, the fantastical is just the norm.
Dance like everyones watching; they probably are!
Life without Baileys is like a disco without lights.
Are you ready for the night of your life?
My life is a never-ending party.
Every glimmer has a story to tell.
Love is just a splash away in the lake of madness.
Dive deep, embrace the strange.
The lake of introspection reflects my soul.
Whimsy is the secret ingredient to my happiness.
I’m the cosmic party starter!
Each night brings the promise of the unknown.
Magic happens when you least expect it.
In the dark depths, I find my sparkle.
Lets shake the glitter from our souls.
Insanity is just another form of freedom.
Embrace your inner fish; swim wild and free.
Dive into the unknown, embrace the bizarre.
In Old Greggs world, the unimaginable becomes reality.