You could get a job, but you don’t have to get a job.
Im not a quitter, Im just taking a prolonged break.
Sometimes you just have to laugh at the chaos.
Lifes too short to take seriously, unless it’s pizza.
You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.
Why fit in when you were born to stand out in your own messy way?
I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.
Silly is as silly does.
Dont be just another cog in the wheel; be the whole machine.
If you stumble, make it part of the dance.
Dream big, but nap often.
Sometimes you have to fall down to see how high you can fly.
Take life with a grain of salt and a shot of lime.
When life gives you lemons, make a smoothie.
If you want to shine like a star, first you have to burn like one.
A detour is just a scenic route to success.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Winning isnt everything, but having fun is!
Be the hero of your own crazy adventure.
In the game of life, dont forget to have fun.
To err is human; to really mess things up takes dedication.
Go big or go home but maybe take a nap first.
Making mistakes is just my way of learning loudly.
Happiness is like a fart; if you force it, its probably crap.
When the going gets tough, giggle it off.
You cant make everyone happy, but you can try to entertain them!
If you have a dream, chase it but dont forget to enjoy the view.
Life’s a circus, but I prefer the clown show.
Reaching for the stars is great until you trip over your own feet.
Sometimes you have to get lost to discover something amazing.
Be the sparkle in the mundane.
Flip the script and rewrite your story.
Failure is just success in progress with a few pit stops.
Life is a comedy; lets stop taking it like a drama.
Embrace the glorious mess that you are.
If lifes a party, I forgot my invitation!
Dare to be different, unless ‘different’ is a bad haircut.
You cant control the wind, but you can adjust your sails and dance.
Live like nobodys watching; dance like everyone is.
Find joy in the unexpected; its where the magic happens.
Success is sweeter with a side of humor.
Enjoy the ride, even if youre running out of gas.
Were all flawed; lets celebrate our imperfections.
Life is a journey; dont forget to pack your sense of humor.
Be the reason someone smiles today, even if that someone is you.