The road less traveled often leads to the wrong destination.
Silence is golden, but sometimes its just a lack of words.
Not all who wander are lost, some are just avoiding GPS.
Time heals all wounds, but it can also leave scars.
The grass is always greener on the other side, until you realize its artificial turf.
A penny for your thoughts, but they might not be worth much.
Ignorance is bliss, but knowledge sometimes feels like a burden.
The early bird catches the worm, but the night owl gets the best rest.
Out of sight, out of mind, except on social media.
Better late than never, but sometimes never is more convenient.
Jack of all trades, master of none, but still better than a master of just one.
All good things come to those who wait, unless they run out of patience.
Every cloud has a silver lining, but it might just be pollution.
You cant have your cake and eat it too, unless its gluten-free.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but sometimes it’s just a filter.
Actions speak louder than words, but whispers can be pretty loud.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Knowledge is power, but sometimes its also a heavy weight.
Money cant buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht to sail close to it.
Home is where the heart is, but sometimes the heart takes vacation.
Laughter is the best medicine, but the side effects may vary.
The apple doesnt fall far from the tree, unless its a windy day.
Dont count your chickens before they hatch, especially if theyre late.
A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot can overflow.
You cant choose your family, but you can choose your friendsunless theyre all busy.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but dont forget the sugar.
Two heads are better than one, but only if theyre both paying attention.
You cant teach an old dog new tricks, unless you bribe him with treats.
Alls fair in love and war, but cheating remains questionable.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but both can hurt.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, until you drop it.
Hope springs eternal, but sometimes it just springs leaks.
Where theres smoke, theres fire; or maybe just a barbecue.
History repeats itself, but only the wise learn from it.
If it aint broke, dont fix it; unless its your computer.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but sometimes it just gets ignored.
Rome wasnt built in a day, but it sure fell quickly.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
You can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get a surprise instead.
When it rains, it poursunless youre under an umbrella.
Beauty is only skin deep, but personality can also be quite superficial.
The best things in life are free, unless they come with hidden fees.
You cant judge a book by its cover, but the cover can be quite enticing.
Good things come to those who wait, but great things come to those who hustle.
Theres no such thing as a free lunch; someones always paying the bill.