The only thing I wear around the house is a smile.
Im not really a morning person; Im more of a coffee person.
I dont think of myself as a comedian; I just think of myself as someone who makes people laugh.
I cant help but laugh at my own jokes; theyre the best ones I have.
A good laugh is like sunshine in the house.
Never underestimate the power of a good punchline.
If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I would have had them first.
I asked my husband to let me know the next time hes having a bad day. He said he would text me ‘away.’
Ive been on medication so long, I sometimes forget which way is up.
You know youre getting old when the candle costs more than the cake.
I dont sweat; I sparkle!
I love to laugh at myself… I dare anyone else to try!
The older I get, the smarter my parents become.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
If youre not having fun, youre not doing it right!
I make mistakes; I am human. But I laugh through my missteps.
Im on the patch that keeps me from running out of laughter.
Age is a number; mine is unlisted.
I tell my friends not to worry about getting older theyre already older than me!
Some people look for a beautiful place; I make a place beautiful with my laughter.
Confidence: the best outfit you can wear.
My husband and I have an agreement: he stays out of my way if I stay out of his.
If I ever get rich, my first purchase will be a laughter-proof room.
A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear.
My life is full of mistakes; theyre like stepping stones to laughter.
Im laughing all the way to the bank and to the fridge!
Sometimes I need a little laughter therapy.
I refuse to grow up; Id rather grow sideways.
The key to happiness is to always find humor in your chaos.
Im not afraid of aging; Im afraid of being boring!
Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.
Laugh uncontrollably; its not just a sound, its a way of life.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for laughter.
I dont argue; I just express my humor loudly.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch I call it lunch!
A womans mind is cleaner than a mans she changes it more often!
Life is too short to be serious; embrace the silly moments.
Ive got a mind like a steel trap; rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Fear is like a fog; laughter is the sunshine that burns it away.
I cant understand; why would I want to be anyone other than me?
Finding humor in life is my favorite part of every day.
In comedy, timing is key; in life, laughter is essential.
A joke a day keeps the doctor away!
My hobbies include avoiding adult responsibilities and laughing at everything.
If laughter is the best medicine, my prescription is infinite!