I’m not saying I’m a cowboy, but I can definitely rope a taco.
Life is too short to ride a bad horse.
If you can’t find me, I’ll be somewhere between the saddle and the sunset.
A cowboys favorite dessert? Dippin’ donuts!
Id rather be a cowboy than a man in a suit any day!
My horse thinks Im a saddle, and frankly, so do I!
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy boots and thats pretty close!
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the cattle rustler.
Hes got more stories than a prairie dog has holes!
Riding into the sunset beats a desk job any day.
Cowboys dont do push-ups; we just push the Earth down!
Im no expert, but I can wrangle a sandwich pretty well.
A cowboys GPS? The stars and a good sense of direction… mostly.
I told my horse about my problems; he just neighed and galloped away.
If you think my jokes are corny, you should see my horse!
Lifes a rodeo, and Im just trying to stay on my bull.
Im like a cactusprickly but lovable!
Some days you’re the cow, and some days you’re the cowboy.
You cant lasso your dreams without a good ropeinvest wisely!
Why do cowboys always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a crowd!
My favorite exercise? Riding my horse to the fridge!
I dont need therapy; I just need open fields and a good saddle.
A cowboy’s coffee is like a good story: strong and a little bitter!
I can’t help it if my horse thinks he’s the main character.
Never trust a horse that you cant outrun!
Real cowboys dont use Google; we use gut feelings.
You know youre a cowboy when your idea of a spa day is a long, hot soak in the tub after a dusty ride.
Giddy up, buttercup!
Cowboy wisdom: Its easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission!
I tried to teach my horse to dance, but he only knows how to trot.
Life is like a rodeo; you just have to hang on for the ride!
The secret to a happy cowpoke? Lots of hay and fewer worries!
I don’t ride the range; I conquer itcall me Range Rover!
Horses dont lie, but they sure can make you look bad!
A day without riding is like a day without sunshine.
Yall might have WiFi, but Ive got Why Not!
The only drama I like is in my rodeo performances.
You know you’re a cowboy if you consider spurs a fashion accessory.
If you see me wearing a hat, Im either riding or hiding from my chores.
My horse is my therapist, and he charges a whole lot less!
A cowboys favorite music? Something with a good kick and a catchy tune!
Hang on to your hats, folks! Its about to get windy!
Lassoing my worries away, one roping at a time!
I cant hear you over the sound of my boots walking away from drama.
Theres no such thing as bad weather, just bad cowboy gear!