The sky is full of stars, but some of them are just holes in reality.
Everything is normal, except when it isnt.
Welcome to Night Vale, where the weather is always peculiar and the squirrels are plotting.
In Night Vale, the best way to hide is to stand out.
Things are never as they seem, especially in the glow of streetlights.
Every secret has a purpose, even if that purpose is just to be kept.
Time isnt linear here; its more of a swirling vortex of confusion.
When in doubt, always listen to the radio.
In this town, the shadows might be your friends, or they might be something worse.
The bad things are happening everywhere, but we never talk about them.
Reality is what you make it, which is a lot easier when you have a time machine.
Beware the dog park; its a portal to another dimension.
Sometimes the whispers in the wind contain the only truths left.
If you see a glow cloud, wave, but do not approach!
Normality is a fragile thing in a town that thrives on the abnormal.
In Night Vale, you can always find comfort in the bizarre.
There are no coincidences, only poorly disguised messages from the universe.
Trust the angels, but keep your eyes open for the interdimensional beings.
The uncertainty of tomorrow is what keeps us grounded today.
Embrace the impossible; its practically a neighborhood tradition.
Underneath the veneer of calmness lies a bubbling chaos.
Every story has two sides; the one you know and the one youre scared to hear.
Even silence has a sound in Night Vale.
Its not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
The desert holds its own secrets, and some are not meant to be found.
Always carry a flashlight; you never know where the darkness might lead.
The light at the end of the tunnel is often just an approaching train.
Love is strange, but so are the stars; maybe thats why they get along.
Reality is a malleable concept, much like your understanding of this world.
When faced with a mystery, follow the laughterits often the key.
The world is a stage, and were all dancing to a tune only a few can hear.
Expect the unexpected; thats the Night Vale way.
Whats around the corner is often more terrifying than you can imagine.
In Night Vale, every shadow has a story waiting to be told.
Solitude is a luxury; community is a strange comfort.
If it seems too quiet, something eerie is probably lurking nearby.
The truth may not set you free, but it will definitely confuse you.
In the night, every heartbeat is amplified, every thought magnified.
Strange creatures walk among us, but they too seek connection.
Life is a tapestry of odd occurrences stitched together by fate.
Abandon all logic, and you may find a glimpse of understanding.
The past is a riddle; each day brings new pieces to fit.
Love in Night Vale is as unpredictable as the weather.
In this town, everyone is a little bit haunted.
Welcome to Night Vale, where the unusual is ordinary, and the ordinary is a hoax.