Laugh Your Way Through Thursday – Hilarious Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Thursday: The day I realize I have way too much week left to be this tired.

It’s Thursday! Time to be a hero and rescue the weekend from the clutches of Monday.

Thursday is my second favorite ‘T’ word. The first is ‘Tacos.’

Thursday: Coffee’s last chance to save our week.

It’s almost Friday, but first, let me take a nap on Thursday!

Dear Thursday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday is so much better.

Thursday is like a speed bump – it slows you down before the weekend!

Thursday: The awkward middle child of the weekdays.

If Thursday had a face, I’d kiss it… if Friday wasn’t right behind it.

Thursday is proof that Mondays are just bad dreams.

I can’t wait for Friday… said every Thursday ever.

Thursday: A day to remind us that we’re almost free!

It’s Thursday! Time to start preparing my weekend’s agenda.

Thursdays are like a roller coaster: you’re so close to the fun, but you still have to wait.

Thursday: Because surviving Wednesday isn’t enough.

I’m in a love-hate relationship with Thursday. Mostly hate.

On Thursdays, I’m just a few hours away from my weekend self.

Thursday plans: Pretend I’m productive until Friday gets here.

Thursday is just Friday’s little brother trying to impress.

If Friday had a fan club, Thursday would be the cheerleader.

Thursday’s motto: Almost, but not quite!

I’m so glad it’s Thursday! That’s one day closer to my life goal of doing nothing.

Thursday: The day when it finally dawns on you that you’re going to have to adult again soon.

Thursday, because not every day can be a taco kind of day.

Thursday – the day I secretly plan my weekend escape.

Thursday is a reminder that the weekend is just a blink away.

If days were shoes, Thursday would be a flip-flop: comfy, but not quite ready for a marathon.

It’s Thursday! Let’s do this thing called adulting… later.

Thursday: The day I begin my countdown to dessert Saturday.

A little Thursday humor: Why did Thursday break up with Monday? Because Monday had commitment issues.

Thirsty Thursday – perfect for sipping away the stress!

I like to think of Thursday as a warm-up for the weekend marathon.

Thursday is like the mullet of the week: business in the first half, party in the last.

Thursday’s recipe: one part coffee, two parts procrastination.

The best part of Thursday? It’s only a day away from our beloved Friday night pizza!

Thursday: The day I remember deadlines exist… too bad I forgot yesterday.

A Thursday well wasted brings a Friday of fun.

Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have Thursday? (Almost to Friday!)

Thursdays are for all the almosts – like almost Friday!

If you don’t like Thursday, you’re probably not prepared for the weekend yet.

Keep calm, it’s Thursday. The weekend is almost here!

Thursday, let’s make like a donut and glaze over the week’s problems.

Thursday vibes: Time for some questionable life choices before the weekend!

Thursday is like the teasers of the week – leaving you wanting more.

Happy Thursday! Can we speed this day up like it’s the weekend?

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