Whats the matter, Donkey? You got a problem with my onion?
Im a believer, not a dreamer!
Its a little bit like a fairy tale dropout.
You know what? Im doing this for you, Shrek!
So, youre not just a big, green, terrifying monster?
Better out than in, I always say!
Nobody gets to be a hero without some rice pudding!
Thats what they call a crush!
Youre not an ogre; youre a lovable fuzzball!
Were going to get you into those horrid hutches!
Im not going to let some dandy in shining armor take my place!
You cant take my dreams just dont let my mom know!
The word incomprehensible comes to mind!
And then, theres the whole onion thing.
Whats the point of saving the world if Im not happy?
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
This is what they call character development!
Am I the only one who hears harp music?
Youre like a layer of complexityvery intriguing!
There’s always a catch, isn’t there?
You cant just ogre your way through life!
Hell hath no fury like an ogre scorned!
Did you just flick me with your tail?
Fairy tales are just really weird social commentary!
I may be an ogre, but I have feelings too!
Somebody needs a breath mint!
Life is a series of what ifs and why nots.
Evil never looked this good!
A dragon in love is a dragon you dont want to mess with!
If you’re going to be a hero, you might as well look fabulous doing it!
You can’t just carpet bomb emotions!
Fairy tale endings dont always look like they should.
Is it wrong that Im a little excited about this?
You had me at just a wee bit.
Every day is an adventure when youre an ogre!
You have to follow your heart, even if it leads to a swamp!
You think this is a game? Its an ogre’s life!
Its amazing how much trouble one kiss can cause!
Just because youre quirky doesnt mean you cant be heroic!
I want to be an onion when I grow up!
It’s not about the magic; it’s about the mess!
Theres no beauty in being a perfect little prince!
I’ve never been called a legend… until now!
You win some, you lose some. Just don’t lose your head!
In the end, its about finding your own happy ever after.