When you realize Monday is just a weekday version of a hangover.
I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.
Why fit in when you were born to stand out… in the background of memes?
Me trying to socialize: *buffering*…
Existence is pain, but at least memes exist.
When life gives you lemons, just meme it.
Im not lazy, Im on energy-saving mode.
Too glam to give a damn… except about my memes.
My favorite exercise? Running out of patience.
That moment when you realize your life is just a series of meme-worthy events.
When you open the fridge and find nothing but disappointment.
I dont always meme, but when I do, its a masterpiece.
Searching for Wi-Fi like its buried treasure.
The only drama I enjoy is in my memes.
If you cant be a meme, be a meme lord.
Todays mood: Just a walking meme.
When you’re talking to someone and suddenly forget how to human.
Every day is a meme day if you try hard enough.
Reality called, so I hung up and went back to memes.
Living life one meme at a time.
I dont need therapy; I just need memes.
When you find the perfect meme to describe your feelings.
Every time I try to adult, my brain replies: ‘404 Not Found’.
Trying to adult like… *insert confused cat meme.*
If youre sad, just remember: Theres a meme for that.
Procrastination level: Expert meme scroller.
I came, I saw, I memed.
Life is short, make it meme-worthy.
My spirit animal? A meme-loving sloth.
Office supplies: because memes dont print themselves.
When your snack is more reliable than your friends.
When your plans are as flexible as your Wi-Fi connection.
I speak fluent meme.
The inner peace only a good meme can bring.
When the group chat goes silent and youre the last one standing.
I thought I was indecisive, but now Im not so sure.
If you’re happy and you know it, post a meme.
When you realize a meme has captured your existential crisis.
Coffee: because adulting is hard and memes dont energize.
Every dog has its day, but every meme has its moment.
Me: I should go to bed early. Also me: *meme deep dive.*
I just want to make memes and take naps.
When the Wi-Fi drops, and so do your plans.
Some days youre the meme, some days youre the legend.
Life hack: Just add memes, and everything gets better.