Wubba lubba dub dub!
I’m pickle Rick!
Nothing matters, but it’s all we have.
Get Schwifty!
You gotta get schwifty in here!
I am the one who knocks!
Show me what you got!
Time travel is like a big ol ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff.
Sometimes science is a lot more art than science.
Rick, Im scared.
If its the end of the world, Im going to die the way I livedby committing crime.
Put simply, Im a genius.
Were all going to die someday.
The universe is a cruel, uncaring void.
I just want to be a kid again.
Morty, you little moron!
You cant be afraid of the world, Morty. Its just a dimension.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Every action is a reaction.
Dont think about it, just do it!
Life is an adventure, Morty. Get used to it!
Im not a monster. I just act like one.
Existence is pain.
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere.
Reality is often disappointing.
Thats the stuff, Morty!
You genius, you’re an idiot!
Take it easy, were in a simulation.
Lets get weird!
Your choices dont matter.
Its all a big joke, Morty!
You can do whatever you want, Morty.
Im not a bad guy. Im just drawn that way.
Im sorry, but your argument is flawed.
Whoa, thats heavy.
Sometimes you gotta break a few eggs, Morty.
Were not in a fairy tale.
Youre going to go through life thinking that you have a shot at something.
The only way to win is not to play.
You cant expect the universe to take care of you.
Lifes about having fun and making ridiculous choices.
The truth is out there, Morty.
Is this a bad time to mention Im feeling psychic?
Dont do it, Morty! Its not worth it!
Always be skeptical!